in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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