hell yes lets make some ravioli
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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