dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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