How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
thus making me awesome and them whores
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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