So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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