did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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