I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Randomize
