Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Bring me that man meat
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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