just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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