omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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