Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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