Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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