I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
it hurts more in the daytime
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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