About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Randomize
