i just google imaged poop.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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