If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
i think im in europe. pls send help
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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