Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
foreskin is a definite game changer
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
