Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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