we're blogging at a bar
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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