Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize