rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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