i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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