waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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