Is it normal to miss your booty call?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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