i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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