i just google imaged poop.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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