oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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