super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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