Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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