I wannas sexs uuuuu
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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