Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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