My room smells like vodka and shame
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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