To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize