I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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