my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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