she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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