im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize