I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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