stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Randomize
