i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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