hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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