I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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