I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
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