is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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