girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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