naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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