Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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