plz talk dirty to me
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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