Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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