69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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