You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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