The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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