Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
